10 Reasons Your Homework Wasn’t Done @ Christian School/College

1) I was slain in the spirit all night…
2) God didn’t reveal the answer to me…
3) The spirit did a Philip thing were he transported me to another country but didn’t transport my homework with me….
4) I had to fight some demons in the next apartment over….
5) Jesus said follow me, and I don’t see Jesus doing homework….
6) My roomate kept speaking in tongues all night which distracted me…
7) A revival broke out in my one person bedroom so I couldn’t get to the assignment…
8) We were busy destroying images of Baal…
9) I was too sore from worshiping so hard…
10) The worship drummer ate my homework…


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