Don’t Do This!!

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Well, I Never….”

Never do the following:

  • Never do the worm, if you don’t know how to do the worm. It will look like you are doing something far far different. (4th Grade)
  • Never take curves fast when raining (Junior or Senior Year of College)
  • Never go to the far sides of the internet, there is nothing out there worth it
  • Never itch poison ivy, it will drive you to keep itching and keep itching. (Currently battling)
  • Never attempt the splits or any high jump when renting a tux, it will rip at the exact moment people start watching
  • Never jump from an amp with a lead pencil on the ground, it will jam in your foot; if that does happen DON’T stop playing, remove at end of song.

That is just my quick and personal list of things not to do.

Enjoy

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10 thoughts on “Don’t Do This!!

    1. Luckily the rest of the pencil broke off, so I didn’t have the whole thing lodged in my foot just the granite tip. The funny thing about this is it was at practice hahaha

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  1. Never attempt the splits or any high jump when renting a tux, it will rip at the exact moment people start watching
    Words to live by, man, words to live by.
    Plus, I look really awful in a tux. Kind of like a squarish penguin. With bosoms…

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